2003-09-15 - 1:33 p.m.
This past Saturday was my sisters friends, Dawn's 30th birthday (No matter how many times I tried typing that it still came out looking odd).
Between my sister and Dawn's family, they put on a huge Casino themed party for her at a Hall, I was the bartender.
My Mom and my sister assured me that the white shirt and short black skirt they wanted me to wear did NOT look trashy. But when I added the bow tie, bowler hat and hooker heels...
I looked like a stripper.
This went over just fine with the dirty old men, however, apparently it didn't go over well with everyoneI pulled myself away from the bar long enough to run outside for a smoke, and just as I stepped outside I heard one of the catty bitches from the party say "Did you see the bartender!?! Slutty enough!?!?"
When she saw me standing there, she got that shocked/embarrassed look you get if you're unfortunate enough to catch a glimpse of your ass in a mirror. For my part, I just smiled, said "Hello" and managed not to burst into laughter until after they had scurried back in the building. The look on her face and her obvious embarrassment were revenge enough so I let it go.
Other than that the night was flawless, Dawn had an amazing time, the guests were impressed and had a ton of fun, and that was the whole point.
A.G.
